Your weekend awaits....commence laughing now.

Not that I would compare myself to David Lynch, but….let’s just say that I’ve thought this once or twice myself.

Oh, Jay-Z. How I love you and your bootylicious wife and your daughter with that weird name that you felt you needed to copyright or some crap like that. Because you’re Jay-Z and you can. So you do.

Because I HATE that stupid acronym, I feel the need to mock it.

In a special perk for the funnies edition this week, I’m introducing you to the most awesome new website find of the week: Nerd Quirks

I could say that everything on there is me, but I won’t. Not because it isn’t true, but because some of those things are really embarrassing. I mean….err….they would be. IF they were true. Which, I’m not saying, remember?

Except that is totally true. Ask my mom. She’ll tell you all about how I used to hide a flashlight under my bed and read under my covers until well past my bedtime.

I do the same thing now, except I don’t bother with the flashlight. I’m much more sophisticated. And, apparently boring.

That’s probably one of those that qualifies as embarrassing, isn’t it?

I can’t end like that.

Oh. That’s not any better? Crap. (It’s true though.)

Speaking of my mom….

  

No she didn’t make this. But I can almost guarantee she thought it at least a thousand times.

And I still hate putting away laundry.

So, speaking of books, I’ve read another one – The Pregnancy Project. Check out my reviews on Goodreads!

Happy weekend, kids! Start the giggling now!