It’s been a while since an official Friday Funnies post, and if ever there was a Friday where I need me some funny, this is it.
First, a funny story. My friend Megan, who teaches English at the high school emailed this to me last night, “Simile today written by my second hour class: Seeing snow in May is like stabbing yourself in the eye with a toothpick.”
Kid, I hear you. Right you are.
And a joke. My favorite kind of joke – punny and cheesy – as told by a drunk woman, recorded and animated by her husband.
That’s true love, kids. True. Love.
And now, what you’ve all been waiting for and if I’m being honest with myself is the real reason you come here: some funny stuff that other people, more clever than I, came up with.
That one, above, is what I wish for every morning.
This one, below, is what I do every afternoon.
I’ve never thought to call them plant nachos, but it is BRILLIANT. As is the roasting of strawberries idea.
Alright one more thing about the snow and then I’ll shut up about it.
An ironic story about what happened to me yesterday: I went home around noon, partly to eat lunch because I didn’t have time to pack it in the morning and partly to meet with some contractors to get an estimate for a garage for my house.
I want a garage for obvious reasons – mainly, that I don’t want to have to shovel and scrap my car every morning.
Here’s the ironic part: both of the contractors called me to say that they couldn’t make it to my house to give me an estimate for building a garage to keep me out of the snow…..because of the snow.
This shit is ruining my life, I tell you what.
That’s the view from my office at noon yesterday. On May 2nd.
Annnnnd, yep. The whole post was more or less about the snow. Another whiney post and more profanity, even though I promised to stop with that shit. Well, I promised to try to stop.
Yoda may say that there is no try, but he clearly has never lived in Northern WI nor experienced snow in May.
Laughs, kids! I need some – link up to some goodies!