Seriously, can we just all agree to let the bacon obsession DIE already?
I’m no bacon hater, I promise (I’m actually very neutral on the subject of bacon, and I’m rarely neutral on anything), but the bacon in everything!! trend is just straight annoying. I don’t mean t-shirts and normal stuff, though. I can get down with a funny bacon t-shirt (and I have, in fact) but I’m talking about things like….well, things like these.
Bacon ornament: because nothing says Happy Holidays like a hanging piece of fake plastic bacon on your tree.
Or maybe you aren’t into decorating trees. Maybe you’d rather hang your stocking over the fireplace and be done with it?
Well, you’re in luck. There’s a bacon stocking for that.
And hey, while you’re giving the gift of bacon, why not wrap said gifts in bacon as well?
Because that’s not disgusting.
And what holiday season would be complete without sending personalized holiday cards to everyone you’ve ever met?
It wouldn’t be complete. Unless, of course, they have bacon on them .
Suddenly, I’m not so neutral on bacon. Suddenly, I am decidedly ANTI-bacon.
I’m going to go throw up now.
Except…wait. NO. Absolutely not.
IS NOTHING SACRED PEOPLE?!?!!?
What do you think about all this bacon business?