I’ve mentioned once or twice that I read a lot of news and blogs online. I have been reading so many things that I want to share with everyone, but I don’t want to be “that guy” wit the constant Facebook status updates, tagging people that OHMYGODHAVETOREADTHISONETOO!!
And I don’t want to constantly email my friends and family either. Instead, I’ve decided to just gather them in a blog post, and then dump them on you when the list gets long enough.
Which is now. Enjoy!
This mom was not pleased with the dude who stole her son’s pumpkin.
Two of my niece’s pumpkins were also stolen this year and my rad as all get-out sister in law left a similar shaming note on her third pumpkin. That was before this story hit the inter webs. So, she’s just as cool as this mom, is what I’m saying.
Speaking of pissed off, I have some words for the residents of Irwinedale, CA.
They don’t know how lucky they are, living in the same town as the factory in which my most favorite condiment of all time is produced. Those lucky people.
Side note: The first time I saw this stuff was when I worked in Hawaii and my hilarious boss told me and some of the other interns that it was called Hot Cock. We not only believed him, but we called it that in public. For months. (I still do.)
Speaking of condiments, the world is a better place because this exists.
Damn. And it is also made in California. If someone decides to try to halt its production for some silly reason, I’m going to be pissed myself. Never mind that I’ve never actually tried it. I mean, hot sauce with caffeine?!?!
Why can’t I get these ideas?
Okay so this one isn’t really about getting pissed exactly but….well, let’s just let the artist explain this one:
“This was a response to the furor kicked up over the glossy ‘princessification’ of Pixar’s Merida character, both in image and doll form. I drew this picture because I wanted to analyze how unnecessary it is to collapse a heroine into one specific mold, to give them all the same sparkly fashion, the same tiny figures, and the same homogenized plastic smile.
So cool! You should definitely check them all out, but my personal favorite is the Jane Goodall princess because obviously.
Although Princess Hilary Clinton is pretty great, too.
Alright now. This link really isn’t about getting pissed, but I can imagine that some of the people who are real food bloggers would at the very least take issue with this article.
I mean, I’m not a for blog really, nor do I want to kill you, but let’s just say I was a food blog….well, then this.
Do you all remember this quack attack being all over the tv and internets back in that one election in which she declared that she could see Russia from her house? Well, lucky for those of us who love a good train wreck, she’s baaaack!!! And she is PISSED. About….Christmas?
No. Really. She even wrote a book about it. A book I’ll not be reading. <- FACT.
Although at least with the book I don’t have to listen to her nails on a chalkboard voice. Because, yes, she reads the audio version. (Not that she actually wrote the book, but she reads it. Same thing, right?)
GOOD LORD that voice. I can’t even. And I’m not alone either. The New York Post wrote all about it and it.is.hilarious.
They even have an interactive picture of a Christmas tree that you can click on the ornaments to hear her reciting some of the more choice “gems”. Gems like
I bet Charles Darwin never understood this: If the world could be described as truly survival-of-the-fittest, why would people collectively be stricken with the spirit of generosity in December?
This right there? All politics aside, there is just so much that is factually WRONG with that statement that I don’t even know where to begin. Not to mention that this statement is just so illogical, that it defies argument.
Okay, now I’m getting pissed.
Sorry for that. Come back tomorrow for some food….if you dare…..muahahaha!! (Get it? I’ll be a food blogger, ergo, I’m trying to kill you? Get it? Yeah? No.)
Have you read anything interesting on the inter webs lately? Who’s your favorite Princess? Are you a fan of Sriracha?
I can’t believe I managed to get Sarah Palin and Hilary into the same post! And a post that really has nothing to do with politics either! I think I win the blogger award for….um…..Best Post With Two Female Politicians That Has Nothing To Do With Politics Award. (It’s a thing.)